Friday, December 4, 2009

Things I Learned While Traveling

In no particular order:

People make the difference.

There are amazing people everywhere in the world.

Time flies. No matter how long you have at something it’s over before you know it. Be sure that you are doing what makes you happy because otherwise you may never have the chance to.

Someone else’s opinion is just that, their opinion.

If someone tells you something is closed and they have an alternative where they can profit, the first thing probably isn’t closed.

A facemask and earplugs are amazing things.

McDonalds are everywhere.

A Spoon is the best way to eat rice.

How to use a squat toilet, at least while naked.

Snickers are an adequate breakfast, kebobs are a good lunch and a great dinner.

Rolling bags are NOT meant to be taken off road.

Drinking enough vodka can prevent swine flu.

No one knows where Saint Louis is.

Everyone knows where California is.

Just because I’m wearing headphones doesn’t mean other people cannot hear me fart.

It is best not to look too closely at the people who prepare your food.

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